» Adam’s Oatmeal…

Adam’s been eating oatmeal with peanut butter in it for the past five or six months.  The oatmeal doesn’t smell, really.  It’s just little pieces of chalk or something mixed with hot water.  What stinks is the oatmeal mixed with the peanut butter.  Somehow mixing peanut butter in creates a smell that is less like peanut butter and more like stagnant water and crude oil.  Today I’m finally speaking up and letting people know my feelings.  I just don’t think I can take it any more.  Tomorrow the peanut butter may disappear.  Or be replaced with something that smells better.  Like Lysol.