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This is Chippy, Model O-303.  I am the robot producer of Mornings at Home here at Home.FM.  I am pleased to present today’s dinner menu.   Dinner Menu   Lentil & Mercury Soup Assorted Bits of Bread Product Saffron-Roasted Duck Le Quak Served over a light beef gravy Tainted with Chicken Nuggets, available upon request

Adam and Ben bantered about broadcasting Mornings at Home from different jobs.  One day might be from a restaurant with the hosts running the grill.  Day two might be from the elevated view of the pharmacy counter.  By day three, they would be teaching drivers ed.  By day four, their broadcast would be from their …

Did you know that you can watch Mornings at Home DocuSodes by clicking here? Be sure to catch #29 — A trip to the Salvation Army — before seeing #30, which should be posted soon.  

Well, it’s been a data-filled year for this robot producer.  In January, Adam and Ben got me some new treads as a gift for my work on the show.  In February, they sent me a bill.  How terrible. In March, Adam and Ben forgot to plug me in and my batteries died.  Thanks, guys.  In …

Hi.  Chippy Robot here.  Among other things, I produce Mornings at Home on home.fm.  I couldn’t help but notice that broadcastman Barnes and broadcastman Davidson were not here.  Another human came into the studio and did what they do.  It wasn’t the same, and I was confused; the whole situation just didn’t compute.  Thankfully, Davidson …

On behalf of the entire staff of Mornings at Home, I, Chippy Robot Model O-303, want to extend my claw of thanks to you the giver.  PledgeDrive 2011 wouldn’t be possible without you! Thanks! Chippy Robot Model O-303.    

Chippy looked around to see if anyone heard the loud crash.  No one shouted.  No one ran to him.  No one seemed to notice. It was because no one was there. No one tends to be at the radio station at 3:30am. Chippy breathed a sigh of relief — as much as a robot can …

He may be a robot who has been given the responsibility of producing a local morning radio show, but Chippy is no fool.  He knows that today is the day to put the chains on his treads.  The snow is coming. No one has had the courage to tell Chippy that he won’t actually be …

Chippy knew it was time for an oil change.  He looked at the window cling on his windshield and realized that he was several months late for such a critical step in his maintenance.  His mighty robot treads carried him to Dave the Engineer’s office.  Chippy followed protocol and sounded a deafening 195db alert tone.  …

Chippy knew that his batteries were running low.  He looked high and low, his outlet sensor in high search mode.  Must find a place to plug in.  A robot he might be, but he knows enough to not lose his charge. “Chippy, get away from that!” said airman Barnes. “Chippy!  Don’t unplug that!” said airman …